Rated R or Rated FU?
By Zack Zeigler
August 20, 2006
When WWE Champion Edge climbs into the ring with his challenger,
John Cena, at SummerSlam, he may be facing a competitor
thats hungrier to defeat him than ever before. The Rated R
Superstar crossed the line when he traveled to the Cena residence
in West Newbury, Mass., and intruded at Cenas fathers
home. Then, Edge did the most deplorable thing imaginablehe
hit Mr. Cena with a devastating right handed slap, knocking him
to the ground in his own house.
The WWE Champion has shown no resentment for his actions. In fact,
hes been boastful of them.
Ask John Cenas dad if he can chew his food this week,
the shameless WWE Champion boasted. His jaw was on the
other side of his face.
Cena sees the incident as the straw that broke the camel's back.
Im pissed off. You cantyou cant do
that. I mean, f*ck, what the hell is next? Hes gonna go
slap my mom around? Where do you draw the line? That sh*t aint
right, an enraged Cena said.
Edge saw it as a tactic for victory, saying it was part of a
grand scheme that is much too complex for the rest of WWE to
comprehend.
Im a tactician. Im a chess player. I play chess
inside the ring better than anyone else, better than maybe even
the Cerebral Assassin. Thats what I do, and thats
been my latest play. Well see how John plays back, he
said.
The Rated R Superstars latest play has inspired
his challenger to unleash a side that WWE fans have never seen
before. And at SummerSlam, hes going to let it all hang out.
That sumbitch really backfired on the psychological warfare,
Cena said confidently. My dad and my brothers are going to
be front row
and if Im ever in trouble, if Im
ever feeling as if I want to quit or I can ever hear the 1-2
I wont let there be a 3 because I know that
theyll be right there, said Cena.
Cena is responsible for cutting Edges first championship
reign short at the Royal Rumble. Each attempt by the Rated R
Superstar to reclaim the gold was unsuccessful. Until ECW One
Night Stand, Edge was seemingly out of the championship hunt.
But at One Night Stand, he interfered with the match between Rob
Van Dam and Cena to give RVD the victory. Eventually, he was able
to regain the WWE Championship from RVD in a Triple Threat Match
on the July 3 edition of RAW. Although Edge was able to become
the champion again, Cena no longer respects Edge for his
accomplishment.
For a sliver, for a millisecond I respected him for being a
very smart champion, because not everybody kicks down the door of
the saloon and wants to challenge everybody to a gunfight. But
after what happened this week, f*ck him.